On the wings of their quirky, psycho-rap hit single Epic,
Faith No More’s third album, The Real Thing, flew past the platinum mark. So what do they do
for an encore? They create what is probably the most uncommercial follow-up to
a hit record ever. [i]
Before June 8,
1992, if someone said Faith No More, you automatically would have thought, did
the fish die? It was the MTV generation and the California band with new lead singer
Mike Patton had found fame with their two biggest hits to date, Epic and
Falling to Pieces. Beyond that, not many knew the sound or songs. While
their third studio album, The Real Thing, put them on the map, it would be
their fourth album with Mike Patton sharing creativity and writing credits for
the first time that would give them their most respected album to date. Think
Funkadelic’s Maggot Brain when you want to try to categorize each song
on the album. If the album cover yin yang of a blue egret and a butcher shop
doesn’t forewarn you about what’s to come, shame on you.
For those who
tuned into Headbangers Ball to see and hear the most anticipated
follow up,
they would not be disappointed. Some were confused. And the band took the
biggest gamble getting away from safe songs that would make the airwaves and MTV’s
top 10. Midlife Crisis was as if someone took the video for Epic
and handed it the design over to Danzig. It was darker, creatively palatable
with blurred shots, closeups, and varied palettes of texture. And the song? It was
a kick to the more simple sound of Epic. Patton’s vocals were both
harmonious and demonic, layers of sound, samples, with that driving Faith No More
sound (think Real Thing and Epic).
The album was
creatively applauded and to this day still received high honors. In reality,
the album was holding up a mirror to society. “I drove around a lot in my
Honda,” Patton says, “Drove to a real bad area of town, parked and just watched
people. Coffee shops and white-trash diner-type places were great for
inspiration.” [ii] It
would be the last album with Jim Martin and possibly the best Faith No More gave
us.
The early 90’s
were a weird time for bands. You made it on one or two videos and then the
world expected you to keep churning out the same hits. Faith No More chose
artistry, pushing back against what labels wanted, and took a risk. What we got was an album that reflected more of who the individual band members were and a lasting album that was more than the sum of its parts.
Land of Sunshine
If this was the
first song to be released (via or airwaves) it would have disappointed many who
would have immediately recognized the throwback to From Out of Nowhere. It’s a
great song, and maybe the slow peeling of the band aid, transitioning from the
last album to this. Okay, down to the bass, it sounds very similar. But it’s
catchy damn it, so pat yourself on the back and give yourself a handshake …
cause everything is not yet lost. This song was written while sleep deprived
and inspired by personality test questions and fortune cookie fortunes. [iii]
Caffeine
Sleep deprivation
in a song. This is so how it feels when you’re just trying to stay awake, maybe
with animal sounds.
Midlife Crisis
Otherwise known as
“the Madonna song.” Hey it was the 90’s and Blonde Ambition was the rage, Madonna
was wearing pointy cone bras, chasing JFK jr., and shooting her book, Sex. They
called a spade a spade.
RV
Time to slow it
down. This sad song makes me thing of a washed-up Elvis impersonator who lives
in a trailer park, drinks too much, and speaks in stream of consciousness.
Smaller and
Smaller
This is a
beautifully written tragic poem – with a great bass line.
Drought makes the
workers dream
Muscles and fields of green
Shovel the last few crumbs
Of generosity
Open heart, open mind, open mouth, open vein
Drain
Someday the rains will come
My blistered hands tell me
Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow
Everything’s
Ruined
Everything about
the video is ruined, don’t watch it. It’s a wonderful song about the evils of
money. Again, with the classic, driving Faith No More sound.
Malpractice
Not sure if this
the song where they sample from The Wizard of Oz, but it sure feels like we’re
not in Kansas anymore. It is, however, a song about a woman who loves getting
plastic surgery.
Kindergarten
A brilliant song
written by an angry 5-year-old. Seriously, the lyrics are brilliant and sad,
the angry questioning possibly born within.
Drinking fountains are shorter than they used to be
The swings on the playground don't even fit me anymore
Folklore: Nobody's supposed to believe in the next grade
Write it a hundred times
Kingdom
Kindergarten
Waiting
Bell's not ringing
Held back again
Be Aggressive
If my mother
hated that underwear poster, she really would have hated this song. Nothing
like cheerleaders and aggressive fellatio, right?
A Small Victory
Yet another sad
song about learning that there is a lot of pressure on youth to win. The video
is a psychological look at that pressure of winning. They also should have
saved some of the video budget on this song for Everything’s Ruined.
Jizzlober
Heavy, angry, ""It's written about some porno star, but I don't remember his name," he said. "I'm not the porno expert in the group!" Billy Gould.
Midnight Cowboy
I watched the movie
because of this instrumental. Thank you, Faith No More, for introducing me to a
beautiful movie.
[i] Garza, Janiss
(July 10, 1992). "Angel Dust". Entertainment Weekly.
Retrieved July 9, 2008.
[ii] Circus Magazine 1992; Patton Enjoys the Diner
Things in Life
[iii] Reflex Magazine Issue 25, June 1992; Faith No
More: Angel Dust in the wind by Jem Aswad